UTS.... stands for Under the Sea..... The creatures in UtS are living happily and peaceeeeefuly eventhough they're from different kind of species.... Like Malaysia, UtS oso mengalakkan perpaduan...errr.... antara makhluk Under the Sea.... Among the most popular species in UtS are:
The Kerangie....
The Ketamie...
The Penyuie...
and finally, the most most most popular 1.... THE SIPOOTIE!
Ketamie was the most cruel..nono.... the KEJAMEST species during the old time.... No one dare to stand up n fight it.....
But, one day, Sipootie child of Sifootien, stood up... n fight till bermati-matian with Monster Ketamie and release all the UtS creatures from the kekejaman of the Monster Ketamie.... deafeted, ketamie shrunk and bcum a smaller sized species, so small dat it can no longer kill or toture any other species.... Soon, Sipootie was crowned as the QUEEN of UtS. Ketamie was mad and attempted to kill Sipootie by writing testimonials to Sipootie.... The following are the testimonials sent to Sipootie by Ketamie:-patricia- Posted 17/6/2006
AHHAHAHAHA omggg siputieeee u ada bakat jadi.... LIAR!!!!! LOL.... reliiii hebattt larr!!! i OMOsssSS belief it 4 real!!! too bad lar u din fool me.. ur stil NOT royal.. n we r Not lame.. uuuu SO LAMEEEE ahhahaaa.. at leasttt rite.. ketamie n penyuie rendah diri marh. tak gelar diri royal. but u memang berbakat jadi pretender lar..ACTRESS oso can!! reli!!! i supoorrtttttt LOL.. supoorrttt ur cangkerang!!!! wakakakaa..
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-patricia- Posted 15/6/2006
AHAHHAA.. lUMRAH kehidupan.. fulamak urrrr bm memang teng. siputie masuk islam lol.. salutee!! HAHAHAHA... yealar.. no head no tail. mcm mana ni.. i tak nak kalah.turn WHITE u siputieeee.. show its da white flag!!! lol.. owes suruh orang masuk cangkerang.. sendiri memang in dahlah tak pernah keluar LOL
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Ketamie's attempt to kill Sipootie failed.... What's worse is:
Lovena Posted 17/6/2006
12.40am,Sunday,Under the Sea
Seekor ketam miang telah disaman dan dijatuhkan hukuman atas perbuatan mengancam kesihatan Baginda Yang-Berhormat-Agong-Sir-Dato-Tun Sipootie (baginda Sipootie ter-ROYAL muntah darah selepas membaca testi dari ketam) .... Kiap2 dan 8 batang kaki ketam miang telah ditumbuk dgn hammer hingga 3/4 hancur dan kini sedang menerima rawatan intensif di Hospital Hi-bubble Under the Sea, Bhgn Bulu Laut, Coral 136, Bilik Lumut A3, bwh jagaan rapi Healer Sharkz Bahaya, Healer Salmon Fresh, Healer Sotong Paloi, Healer Jellyfish Hamsap dan Healer Udang Sedap.... Keadaan ketam sekarang adalah di bawah kawalan (to every1's despair)..... Akan tetapi, Ketamie akan dilucutkan kerakyatan Under the Sea unless, dia berjanji akan menjadi hamba Baginda Yang-Berhormat-Agong-Sir-Dato-Tun Sipootie utk seumur hidupnya....
Dilaporkan oleh:
CacingLaut TerKepo
Berita DeepSea TerCun
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Ketamie learned it's lesson after dat... it dared not tink of whatsoever plan to kacau Royal Sipootie again....
But, being the HAMBA(slave) in the community of UtS, Ketamie said "I tidak puas hati... how can dat be possible?!" Sipootie is pangkat no.1 while Ketamie, pangkat terendah, pangkat no.10..... kesianzed~
So, Ketamie decided to bermanja-manja with Sipootie so dat it can get some promotion and bcum Sipootie's assistant n not as a slave....
-patricia- Posted 19/6/2006
ahhahahahah!!!! lol.. lidat ar... puji u lebih bnyk sureee dapat jadi royal siputie punye personal assistant lar oh. LOL.. p/s lindan much beter den chong wei HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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-patricia- Posted 18/6/2006
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...LMAO!!! LOL!!!! ngahhahahaha.. LOLZ... HAHAHAHA.. omg tak tahannnn niiii!!! hahahahaa.. u wait till i stop laffing baru hentam u balik. HAHAHA...!!! ai siii!! reli hebat lar u!!!! lol.. LOL!!!
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Lovena Posted 18/6/2006
hahaha~ thanx for ur compliment!! im so proud! Well Well..... understooded la... golongan pemerintah ba.... otak xtra pure genius punya.... I rase mahu ringankan sikit ur hukuman la.... ketam boleh makan makanan yg 15%lebih mewah dari makanan hamba biasa semasa bekerja dgn beta yg ter-ROYAL....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA~
==Chop Rasmi==
SIPOOTIE yg ter-ROYAL
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Betapa happy Ketamie is upon receiving dat gift from Sipootie Ter-Royal and Ter-Mulia....
Penyuie... one of the species dat actually stand a chance of bcoming the QUEEN of UtS (bcoz of it's nice cangkerang) was defeated by Sipootie for Sipootie child of Sifootien is swift, smart, sexy and STRONGGGG.
Besides, Penyuie wont be able to perform it's job at the best bcoz it suffers a kind of sickness... SHELL SHOCKED... kesianz~
So, when Penyuie failed to bcome the QUEEN of UtS, it went back to kampung and live a normal and happy life... Penyuie fell in love... as u can see, after rasa-ing the POWER OF LOVE, it's tayar yg kering and berkedut (flesh) flew out from it's cangkerang.... Dat's how the penyu express their feeling....
Not long after dat, Penyuie gave birth to zillion of mini-Penyuie..... see, they're on vacation.... n they met Marlene father of Nemo and Dory the Blue.... happily ever after.....
Kerangie is the most quiet and innocent species among the four famous species..... Kerangie doesn't want to get involved with the conflict btwn the the famous UtS species... It only wanted be happy and RICH.... mata duitan eh.... The question is, how can Kerangie be famous? Wana know why?
Because, Shell belongs to Kerangie.... every single species need Kerangie.... Without Kerangi, there wont be any transportation to transport all the creatures from one place to another.... Without Kerangie, everyone havta eat raw food and rasa not healthy...... So, don't look down to this tiny and quiet little mata duitan punya Kerangie. Spt bak kata pepatah, Don't judge a species by it's shell.
This is the flag of UtS..... Head of Sipootie, Body of Kerangie, Kiap-kiap of Ketamie and finally, Tail of Penyuie.....
COMPLIMENT to:
Tiffanie Wong Fen Ye as Kerangie.
Patricia Tan Siu Gek as Ketamie.
Cynthia Lee Shu Yin as Penyuie.
Lengloi Lovena Tay Min Sze as Baginda Yang-Berhormat-Agong-Sir-Dato-Tun Sipootie.
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