CrapZILLA (new name for us)

It all started from a conversation between Teng and Pan which was later joined by LiHwa...
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ME: GODzilla
-mine is not that hot a news anymore
*Unfortunately, I have too much version of funny story which I cant really remember nemore*
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TENG: CICAKzilla
d@n says:
better than me
i cicak
Mr. pAn Jr. says:
eh
d@n says:
the weakest thing besides semut
Mr. pAn Jr. says:
at least u can loose ur tail
distraction
haha
d@n says:
i can only drop my tail

Sephora has been added to the conversation.

Mr. pAn Jr. says:
haha remember jacq say can go inside ear?
the tail?
d@n says:
ya
Mr. pAn Jr. says:
total BS man
BULLSHIT!!!
d@n says:
it's stupid
really bullshit
even i cant crap like that(teng would only say this if the crap is beyond bullshit)

-His best weapon is his tail. He can drop it, and let it wriggle all the way into PIGzilla's ear (or other zilla's ear)
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PAN: PIGzilla
Mr. pAn Jr. says:
dman
mine is worse
haha
d@n says:
this is really stupid
Mr. pAn Jr. says:
ya
i don wan pigzilla
hah
babi hutan can la
haha
boarzilla
i like tht
haha
d@n says:
gila
Mr. pAn Jr. says:
wad?
haha
pig is like meat at the butcher la ok
bear at least live in mountain got muscle and more fit
haha
*boar
at least got chance to survive
haha


-sorry, pansietoot! No muscular BOARzilla for you since I know you dont like PIGzilla... You belong to the butcher stall in market... WAKAKAKAKA!
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LIHWA: BUNGAzilla
d@n says:
ooi take my advise li hwa
Mr. pAn Jr. says:
gila to the max
!!
Sephora says:
wat?
Mr. pAn Jr. says:
hahaha
d@n says:
when ur bf propose to u
Mr. pAn Jr. says:
so slow
hahahah
Sephora says:
omg
none of ur biz oso
Mr. pAn Jr. says:
wad omg?
d@n says:
u must ask him if he is willing to cover ur ears everynite u guys sleep
haa
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Mr. pAn Jr. says:
ok ok
haha
use flower to sumbat the ear la
HAHAHAH
sure nothing masuk
hhaha

-Unfortunate news for CICAKzilla. BUNGAzilla can protect every zillas' ear from CICAKzilla's tail by covering their ears when they sleep at night.
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OLIVER: LEMBUzilla
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JOYCE: SEMUTzilla
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JACQUELINE: RABBITzilla
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JASON: KUDAzilla
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AMBIA: -unnamed-zilla*please name him; NO HANDSOME or ADONIS or equivalent*
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credit to Teng for saving the conversation.


Phew.... I think becoming Godzilla is not that bad... After all, I'm the GOD of all the zillas.... WAKAKAKAKA!

Oh by the way, fellow Zillas, please let me know if you have new ideacrap.