Orange
Mor.... that's the name of that drink.... errmmm... I dono wad it is. taste salty. lihwa said it's yoghurt... n they added some leafiesss.... ermm.... my comment is... ok~ok~ la.... RM 2.00... u get find it at Curry House.
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Sushi... Joyce and me made these... yumz~
Don't u think Mare is beautiful? dont tell her.... shhhh~ she's actually hiding something from me... hahahaha~ I'll post that photo later.....ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Why???!!!! I cant upload photos!!! ISH ISH ISH~
nvm.... try again later.... Meanwhile, let's share something cool... got it from my mail....
NUMBERS
This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric! Exclusively only to great Malaysian & Singaporean Chinese ............
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with .
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.
So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
Why Chinese must not have English names (funny)
Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your
buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying
eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Mandarin) - Call your
mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to
death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
Michael Tan (Cantonese) - sell chicken
eggs
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